simsgonewrong:

Every time I try to read my precious child to sleep she morphs into this creature

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buckbarrow:

buckbarrow:

buckbarrow:

i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father

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STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT

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still Hangin with Yo frienz one year later

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encourage:

Shout out to the people who have already asked the exact questions from my homework on yahoo answers

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hllucinate:

so is anyone secretly in love with me yet

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matthewsagan:

when you’re just about to fall asleep and nature’s like

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  • bae: come over
  • me: do you have food
  • bae: my parents aren't home
  • me: are they coming back with food
  • God: you have to die so their sins can be forgiven
  • Jesus:
  • Jesus:
  • Jesus:
  • Jesus: i just came here to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

ciggers:

so how do i terminate people from my life?

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